Last night for family night we played Clue. I am not sure if I enjoy playing games with my two little ladies. It makes for a stressful time for me. The entire time my hair was getting pulled, the girls throwing the pieces, doing puzzles and trying to focus on the game, and the cards thrown around so we would have to yell "DON'T LOOK AT MY CARDS!". For some reason my nerves were shot. After the game which of course I won, we were having sock sliding races in the front entry...
( I could do a whole other post on my kids lack of being able to do the fun things that should just come naturally. )
...back to my story, the kids were giggling, and kept playing after Jeron and I had sat on the couch to talk. I was not paying attention to the kids.
Emma was saying something to me. All I was hearing was "Mom, blah blah blah blah blah blah."
I was really focused on my hubby. Still though there was Emma patiently saying "Mom, Ellie, blah blah blah blah blah blah."
I don't know why I finally decided to look at her but that is when I saw she was all wet.
With tears forming in her eyes she calmly said "Mom, Ellie peed on me."
It was like finally something clicked. The record skid to a stop in my head. What did she just say to me. Then on the last time I finally heard her. "Mom, sobEllie sob peedsob onsob mesob."
mom: "WHAT, WHY, HOW?"
Emma: "I sobwas layingsob on the floor soband she sat on mysob face and peedsobbing.
mom: "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
dad: "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
jj: "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
ellie: "HAHAHAHAHA"
emma: Mysob eyes sobhurtsob!
mom: "Hahahahahaha Emma get in the shower, hahahahahaha"
dad: "Hahahaha wait let me wash Ellie off. hahahahahaha"
jj: hehehehehehehahahahaheheheheahhahahahahahohohohohoho
ellie: no daddddddy, no dadddddddy
emma: can't sobI just getsob in the showersobbing?
The rest of the time until Emma got in the shower went just like that. I have not had that good of a laugh in a long time. I was cleaning pee off of my carpet and laughing the entire time. Who lets their little sister pee on their face? Seriously, I am laughing now just posting this. Hahahahaha
5 comments:
Poor Emma!! I can see why you were laughing hysterically...but poor Emma!!
What a good sport Emma is. I can't believe how funny this is. You have amazing attitude.
Sorry, Emma, it gave me a good laugh too!
Oh, Emma. I'm so sorry. You might just love your sister too much, if that is possible.
And since I'm not Emma, this is stinkin hilarious.
Wow...can't stop laughing!!
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