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I was going to put a clip away and noticed Emma had left the lotion out on the counter. When I put the bottle back I noticed something in it. One of my hairs was sticking out of the bottle. I started to pull on the hair and that is when I saw it. There was something that looked like spaghetti noodles only it had the color of lettuce left soaking in water. I pulled the hair and it started to come with it. That is when I could make out the form. It was in the shape of a frog. What...a FROG! I about lost my socks over that one. My stomach was all up in knots, my hands shaking and my nerves on end. I was about to pull a dead frog out of this lotion bottle. Jeron thought I was crazy. That was until I got a hold of it with a shish-ka-bob stick and pressed it up against the bottle. Then you could see the webbing in the hands. I was just shivering, goosebumps going up my arms. I was finally able to get it just right and out it plopped on the counter and sure enough it was a reptile of some sort. That is when I screamed jumped back and then took another look and noticed it was just a plastic lizard thing.

Can I just say though that that had to be one of the weirdest moments ever. I really thought there was a dead but real frog in my daughters lotion. I was thinking about all the diseases that she could have and how gross it was that a dead animal had been in my bathroom. It all ended in a good laugh but I tell ya my skin can still crawl when I think about what might have been. UGH!